I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Sponge bath it is.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Randomize
