Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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