I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Randomize
