yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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