you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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