The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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