her vagine was all disorganized.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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