also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
