My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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