What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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