At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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