She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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