in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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