Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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