I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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