i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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