Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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