she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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