They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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