The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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