best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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