Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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