Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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