why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she pinky promised me she was 18
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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