Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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