I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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