Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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