He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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