so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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