i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Enjoy the penises
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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