This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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