return my video game
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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