Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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