Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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