Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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