Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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