This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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