last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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