shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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