hell yes lets make some ravioli
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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