that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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