I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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