Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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