Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
You don't make any sense
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