WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
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