can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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