It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm bleeding and have questions
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
