The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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