Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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