We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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