You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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