We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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