I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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