so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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