You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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