O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
She's the barista slut.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
