is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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