WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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