That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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